"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit,
but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolates (the winners choice).
Winner for November 2003
This was the Winner of the Joke of the Month
for September, 1999.
Engineer Goes to Heaven
replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, internet, e-mail, and there's no
telling what this
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers,
as it is pronounced, was born in
am a Canadian and love my homeland but choose very definitely to live
here, still one of the greatest areas in the world to live,"
he says "I love the climate, the range of choices for activities,
the climate, the people, the climate. A lot of residents take this
area for granted and that's a shame. I really cannot think of living
anywhere else other than
His father was a banker and worked for the Bank of Nova Scotia for over 50 years.
A good part of his growing up years were in
of his career he has been in professional services, working for Arthur
Andersen and the Canadian law firm of Stikeman Elliott. He had worked
in this area with Andersen earlier and returned as Chief Financial
Officer for KBM Office Furniture in
fortunate to be married to the only woman I've ever loved, Leatrice,"
he says. "We just celebrated our 34th anniversary in August.
She truly is a 'renaissance woman' who has had to reinvent herself
too many times as I've satisfied my wanderlust through
several years he has been on the Board of Directors for Silicon Valley
Citizens Against Lawsuit Abuse, an organization dedicated"...
to educating the public about the real cost of frivolous lawsuits
that bog down the courts. I think we are making great progress, but
it is an ongoing struggle sometimes to help people value the freedoms,
and along with that, the responsibilities, that exist in the
is also on the Board of Directors for the
Doog adds that he loves the San Jose Sharks, but has a difficult time knowing who to cheer for when the Montreal Canadians are in town. He also loves "visiting wineries, walking the beach, especially Aptos- Seascape area, and doing my own gardening. I work out regularly at the Decathlon Club. Most of all, I try to get outdoors as much as possible."
He is also active on the Internet for information and especially enjoys a good joke now and then.
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