"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit,
but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolates (the winners choice).
Winner for October 2003
Man Goes to the Rabbi
man goes to see the rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and
I have to talk to you about it."
Chuck says business hasn't been what it used to be since 9-11. "Many of the car rental agencies are struggling," he says.
" I'm in the vehicle washing business after the aerospace rat race and consider Kit one of the factors in my success, " he says. " I have a wife, 3 children, 7 grandchildren and a lot of fun at life. The Internet has been a great supporter of that philosophy with the great people you meet! If you can't have fun and laugh at life, it's not worth sticking around."
Chuck worked for Bell Tel Labs, General Dynamics, GE, and Sylvania before starting his own business twenty-two years ago.
" I now deal with water reclamation, cleaning UPS trucks, Hertz, National, and Avis cars besides Monterey/Salinas busses, and more, " he says. " I travel all over keeping their vehicles clean. I have installed three BART ( Bay Area Rapid Transit ) train washes so you can see where you're going ."
" He is originally from New York, but has lived here in California for over thirty-five years. He loves it here, but says, " New York is a good place to be from."
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