"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
Please send me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit, but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolate (the winner’s choice).
Jim Hanzlik of Watsonville, California
Actually Jim won the first contest we held, April 1998. He has been contributing some very good jokes and is often in the final vote. His choice is chocolate, so he gets a big box of See's favorite, Millenium Tin Collector, plus a Valentine Day box to give to his sweetheart.
Joke of the Month
Advice for the day
If
you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the
aspirin bottle:
Take two and keep away from children.
Past Jokes of the Month
1999
December
Dan
Sorkin of Piedmont, California
A
case of Chateau St. Julien Monterey Merlot
Third
Time Winner
November
Stewart
Kahn of Los Angeles, California
One
pound box of Godiva Chocolate
October
Randy
Warshawsky of San Jose, California
1994 Joullian Cabernet Sauvignon, Carmel
Valley
1996 Castillo Saugiuvese
September
Dougald
Turnbull of Campbell, California
1989
Georis Cabernet Sauvignon, Carmel Valley
1995 Turnbull Cabernet Sauvignon
Napa Valley, Oakville
August
Wally
Lunny of San Francisco/Glen Elen, California
A case of 1997 Chateau St.
Julien Monterey Estate Merlot
Second
Time Winner
July
Kevin
Skelly of Saratoga, California
1994 Robert Sinskey Pinot Noir Reserve,
Los Carneros, Napa Valley
1995 Robert Sinskey Merlot Reserve, Los Carneros,
Napa Valley
June
Chris
Cross of Hayward, California
1997
Duckhorn Vineyard Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc,
1996 Clos Du Bois Sonoma County
Pinot Noir
and a box of Schurras Fancy Chocolate
May
John Turnbull of Mendocino, California
1995 Turnbull Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley,
Oaksville
April
Jerry
Jacob, San
Rafael, California
One
pound box of Godiva Chocolate
March
Bob
Bressler, Los Altos Hills, California
One
pound box of Godiva Chocolate
February
R. Donald
Chapman, San Jose, California
1994 Chateau Latour a Pomerol, prop.
Mme. L.P. Lacaste Loubal
January
Jim
Beck, Los Gatos, California
1994 Estate Grown Copper-Garrod Cabernet
Sauvignon, Santa Cruz Mountain Appellation
1998
December
Russ
Mattos, Mountain View, California
Two great tickets plus parking pass
for the Monday Night San Francisco 49ergame at 3Com Park
November
Kim
Davison, San Jose, California
Case of 1998 Campus Oaks Chardonnay
October
Dan
Sorkin, Piedmont, California
Two pound box of Godiva Chocolate and
second time winner,
one pound box of Godiva Truffles
September
Rosalie,
Santa Cruz, California
1995 "Reserve Speciale" Barons de
Rothschild (Lafite)Medoc
August
Dan
Sorkin, Piedmont, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
July
Jim
Swander, Bellevue, Washington
1989 Ridge Santa Cruz Mountain Monte
Bello
June
Nanette
Weintraub, Los Gatos, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
May
Walter
J. Lunny, III, San Francisco/Glen Ellen, California
1976 Bolla Amarone
Classico Chianti
April
Jim
Hanzlik, Watsonville, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
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