"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
Please send me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit, but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolate (the winner’s choice).
Wally
Lunny of San Francisco/Glen Elen, California
is the Winner of the Joke of
the Month for August
This
is the second time he has won. He won in May, 1998.
His prize for a second
time winner:
A case of 1997 Chateau St. Julien Monterey Estate Merlot.
Joke of the Month
Little Old Lady from Belmont
A CHP officer pulls over a little old lady from Belmont driving a BMW going 22 mph on Highway 17.
Peering into the window, he asks the old lady, "Do you know you were going 22 mph on this freeway?"
The old lady from Belmont replies "Yes - the speed limit is 17. I didn't want to go more than five miles over the speed limit. We are on our way to Los Gatos. I thought it was safe to drive five miles over the limit."
The CHP officer states, "The speed limit is 65 mph. This highway is named Highway 17. Those are the signs you are seeing."
He then glances in the back seat and sees two more old ladies, just jittering with fear.
The CHP officer asks "What is the matter with them?"
The old lady from Belmont replies, "we just got off of Highway 101."
Past Jokes of the Month
1999
July
Kevin
Skelly of Saratoga, California
1994 robert Sinskey Pinot Noir Reserve,
Los Carneros, Napa Valley
1995 Robert Sinskey Merlot Reserve, Los Carneros,
Napa Valley
June
Chris
Cross of Hayward, California
1997
Duckhorn Vineyard Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc,
1996 Clos Du Bois Sonoma County
Pinot Noir
and a box of Schurras Fancy Chocolate
May
John Turnbull of Mendocino, California
1995 Turnbull Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley,
Oaksville
April
Jerry
Jacobs, San
Rafael, California
One
pound box of Godiva Chocolate
March
Bob
Bressler, Los Altos Hills, California
One
pound box of Godiva Chocolat
February
R. Donald
Chapman, San Jose, California
1994 Chateau Latour a Pomerol, prop.
Mme. L.P. Lacaste Loubal
January
Jim
Beck, Los Gatos, California
1994 Estate Grown Copper-Garrod Cabernet
Sauvignon, Santa Cruz Mountain Appellation
1998
December
Russ
Mattos, Mountain View, California
Two great tickets plus parking pass
for the Monday Night San Francisco 49ergame at 3Com Park
November
Kim
Davison, San Jose, California
Case of 1998 Campus Oaks Chardonnay
October
Dan
Sorkin, Piedmont, California
Two pound box of Godiva Chocolate and
second time winner,
one pound box of Godiva Truffles
September
Rosalie,
Santa Cruz, California
1995 "Reserve Speciale" Barons de
Rothschild (Lafite)Medoc
August
Dan
Sorkin, Piedmont, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
July
Jim
Swander, Bellevue, Washington
1989 Ridge Santa Cruz Mountain Monte
Bello
June
Nanette
Weintraub, Los Gatos, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
May
Walter
J. Lunny, III, San Francisco/Glen Ellen, California
1976 Bolla Amarone
Classico Chianti
April
Jim
Hanzlik, Watsonville, California
One pound box of Godiva Chocolate
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