"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
Please send me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit, but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolate (the winners choice).
Winner for November
Stewart Kahn of Los Angeles, California
Stu Kahn receives a one pound box of Godiva Chocolate, perfect for the holidays. He notes he has not used alcohol or drugs for 13 years. He has come a long way and I am very proud to say I have known him for almost thirty years.
Current: Executive Vice President and Chief Operating Officer of Prospect Medical Holdings, Inc. Prospect is a managed care management company which contracts with HMO's in California on the one side; and then contracts with physicians to provide primary care health services on the other side. Prospect provides health care to approximately 110,000 people located in Orange County, Downey, Sherman Oaks and the Antelope Valley.
1987-1997: President and CEO of Legend Capital Corporation. Legend provided loans and related services primarily to the health care industry. Legend placed approximately $150 million in loans between 1992 and 1997. Legend's largest customer was Prospect Medical Holdings, Inc.
1985-1987: Sabbatical time off...
1983-1984: Westinghouse Business Credit, Tustin, CA. Area Sales Manager for the asset-based business credit division of Westinghouse.
1979-1983: Vice President and Chief Credit Officer of Intercoastal Leasing Corporation, San Rafael, CA.
1973-1979: Vice President and Chief Credit Officer of Westguard Leasing Corporation, Sausalito, CA. Recently married to a woman 21 years younger than he, and recently purchased a new home in Redondo Beach, Calfironia (proving that making double mortgage payments until the other house is sold is not as exciting as it may seem!)...
In addition to living with his new bride, they have a 5.5 year old Boxer named Lucy and a cat named RJ.
Recently, Stu's best friend committed suicide. He and his wife are in the process of converting his estate to a Charitable Foundation in which he will be one of the Directors. The Charitable Foundation will have a primary focus of donations to worthwhile causes, including helping young people stay away from drugs and alcohol and various animal protection organizations.
Joke of the Month
Rabbi Plays Golf on Yom Kippur
The rabbi was an avid golfer and played at every opportunity. He was so addicted to the game that if he didn't play he would get withdrawal symptoms.
On Yom Kippur, the rabbi thought to himself, "What's it going to hurt if I go out during the recess and play a few rounds. Nobody will be the wiser and I'll be back in time for services."
Sure enough, at the conclusion of the morning service, the rabbi snuck out of the synagogue and headed straight for the golf course.
Looking down upon the scene were Moses and G-d.
Moses said, "Look how terrible - a Jew on Yom Kippur; and a rabbi besides!" G-d replied, "Watch, I'm going to teach him a lesson."
Out on the course, the rabbi stepped up to the first tee. When he hit the ball, it careened off a tree, struck a rock, skipped across a pond and landed in the hole for a HOLE IN ONE!
Seeing all this, Moses protested: "G-d, this is how you're going to teach him a lesson? He got a hole in one!"
"Sure", said G-d, "but who's he going to tell?"
Past Jokes of the Month
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