Winners and Prizes given
to the Joke of the Month winners
for the Year of 2004

January
Ted Parker
Arcadia, CA
"Lesbian Bar"

He receives a bottle of 1996 Sterling Vineyard Napa Valley Merlot
( This is also a great winery to visit when you go to Calistoga in the
wine country.

February
Pat McCarthy
Santa Clara , California
"Irish Husband's Last Request"

His prize: La Rusticana d'Orsa 2000, a blend of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot, grown at Frank and Marilyn's La Rusticana in Los Gatos, near the top of the Santa Cruz Mountains. Frank actually prunes the grapes. He was sells most of the grapes to David Bruce, but has a small, limited bottling.

March
Harry Saghian
Los Angeles , California
"Where's my wife?"

He wins a bottle of 1996 Sterling Napa Valley Merlot

April
Jim Hanzlik ,
Azzie's Storage, Watsonville
  " $7.00 Haircut "

May
Ginny Young
Orange, California
Her prize: a bottle of 1996 Sterling Merlot, Napa Reserve.

June
Rosalie,
Santa Cruz , California
"Church Story"
There were not enough good jokes for a contest in May, so we go back to September, 1998.

July
Winner for July
1999
Kevin Skelly of Saratoga, California
(We go back to the archives as there
were not enough jokes this month to make the contest.)

August
John Wold
St. Charles, Illinois
THE IRISH PROSTITUTE

John won in March, 2000, so on his second he gets two prizes: a 40 piece box of Mendocino Chocolate "Nuts and Chews plus a 27 ounce famous "Mendocino Breakers:" Inspired by the Pacific surf breaking over the rocks, here's a dark dipped caramel rolled in almonds with one end dipped in white. A seascape masterpiece!