Winner for June 2004

Rosalie,
Santa Cruz , California
"Church Story"

There were not enough good jokes for a contest in May, so we go back to September, 1998:

Church Story

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in Milpitas decided to attend church.

Before the service began, the townspeople sat in their pews and talked about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appeared!

Everyone began screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone had left the church except for one man, who sat calmly in his pew, oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

This confused Satan.

Satan shouted, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man said, "Yes I do."

Satan said, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man said, "No I'm not."

Satan, puzzled, said, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man replied, "I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

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Rosalie of Santa Cruz, California is a retired psychotherapist from Los Gatos , California , who specialized in work with adolescents and families. Due to her previous profession, she has requested we not use her last name.

She lives at the Santa Cruz Yacht Harbor . She is still quite active, not only on the computer, her studies and reading, but likes to take long walks, plus works out with weights and water aerobics five days a week at the spa. She still belongs to many organizations and is active keeping in contact with her friends both on line and in person, and is really only retired from a once very active practice.

She says she finds the "world of technology quite fascinating...especially Email and the Web."

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